Headlines: Kuhnert Gets Bumped Up For 2008!

Yes, sports fans, Alfred "The Computer" Kuhnert has been officially bumped up....Mr. Kuhnert has soared to heights only the McClung and several others have ever reached! It was just a matter of time before his game's consistency, accuracy, and ball placement calculations took over to make it "fair for all". Good luck, Alfred!You may ask why is McClung writing about Alfred; easy...McClung is in a battle with Roger Federer for Player of the Year Honors and Sportsmanship of the Year Honors. McClung is trouncing Roger in the Sportsmanship of the Year Honors and these extra points add up quickly. The Player of the Year Honors will be decided on the court (in case anyone hasn't heard, Mr. McClung did place "In The Money" at the recent SEC Tennis Tournament. Congratulations are in order!). Also, Alfred worked on the McClung's computer and McClung is hoping these kind words will translate into a discount next time!