Monday, October 8, 2007

MCCLUNG ACCEPTS INVITATION

Yes, tennis fans, McClung has, as you may have heard, accepted the invitation from Mr. Finis "The Champion" Beauchamp to join Beauchamp's undefeated tennis team. Mr. McClung feels it will be a good fit with Mr. McClung's legendary talents matched with Mr. Beauchamp's exceptional team record. Mr. McClung will play his first tennis match for the Finis Beauchamp today, October 7th at 1:30 PM. Please arrive early if you want a seat at McClung's opening match.

On another note, our membership continues to grow by leaps and bounds on a daily basis. Mr. McClung's staff is not able to keep up with the membership growth but just today's newest members include Finis "The Champion" Beauchamp, Steven "Bull's-Eye" Henley, Alfred "The Computer" Kuhnert, and Steve "The Competitor" Szabo. McClung wishes all members happy and safe tennis returns.

The McClung

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