Thursday, October 11, 2007

McClung Wins One for the Winless

Mr. McClung has displayed his awesome skills once more winning a key victory for the Ritchie "Big Dog" Carter Team. Although the Carter Team suffered two individual match losses on the other courts (in one of the matches they were up 5-0 and lost 5-7) and remain winless as a team this season - even behind a team that has never played a point this year but has forfeited every match so far - McClung prevailed 6-2, 7-5 to get the team geared up for it's next and final match, the Egg Bowl of Tennis against the mighty team of Alfred "The Computer" Kuhnert. Mr. Kuhnert has won as many matches with his brain as he has his with his raw, natural, athletic ability. When you combine his consistancy with his angled calculations, one must never be over-confident.

Although some may call it a match for the losers, a Carter win would catapult his team out of last place. With McClung playing, the odds makers have established this match as dead even. Please arrive at least one hour early for seating assignments.

The McClung

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